One bright, beautiful
Sunday morning,
everyone in tiny
Jonestown wakes up
early and goes to their
local church. Before the
service starts, the
townspeople sit in their
pews and talk about
their lives and their
families.
Suddenly, at the altar,
Satan appears!!
Everyone starts
screaming and running
for the front entrance,
trampling each other in
their determined efforts
to get away from Evil
Incarnate. Soon,
everyone is evacuated
from the church except
for one man, who sit
calmly in his pew,
seemingly oblivious to
the fact that God's
ultimate enemy is in his
presence. This confuses
Satan a bit. Satan walks
up to the man and says,
"Hey, don't you know
who I am?" The man
says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't
you afraid of me?" The
man says, "Nope, sure
ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says,
"And why aren't you
afraid of me?" The man
says, "Well, I've been
married to your sister
for 25 years."
